epic-vines:

wtf did I just watch?

Vine by: Robert Oconner

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

jazykuun:

muirinn:

Stephen Webster’s Seven Deadly Sins collection. This is so amazing. The above ring is Wrath.

Envy:

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Gluttony:

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Greed:

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Lust:

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Pride:

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Sloth:

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Good god, these are beautifully crafted and made!

The details are just… <33

T-EC Challenge - Favourite Eras: GD&TOP

straightwhitelucci:

colourless coby that you guys can colour if youd like

In middle school a kid didn’t know what a metaphor was so my teacher explained it to us but the next time it was mentioned another kid asked and the teacher explained it again and it basically became a running gag and whenever the word metaphor was mentioned the entire class would yell “WHAT’S A METAPHOR” and even in 9th grade, right before we graduated from middle school, this one dude wanted to make his grade in german class better and prepared a suprise presentation and actually managed to make a 15 minute long presentation about the word metaphor

and that’s why i’m actually almost angry about the new tumblr meme thing about metaphors it feels like middle school all over again

(over here you could set middle school as equivalent to american highschool)

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

itscalledfashionlookitup:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

echarping:

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now

andythanfiction:

Some Like it Hot (1959)

Nineteen. Fifty. Fucking. Nine.

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

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